Saturday, November 22, 2008

My Job

Oh the joys of retail. And when I say "joys" you should be noting the deepest of sarcasm in my blogging voice. Today I had to:

1. Yell at two people--technically it's called "coaching" and there is no true yelling involved, but the whole process raises your blood pressure all the same.
2. Deal with three pain in the "guest" returns. All three of which felt it was their purgative to be as rude as possible. Happy freaking' holidays. It isn't even Thanksgiving yet.
3. Deal with the mess from another manager who, even after being in his position for over a year, still is unable to communicate and plan his area during a- need I say more- MORE than heavy traffic season. So I had to do his job on his day off.....yet again.
4. Deal with a computer auto fill (essentially a way to refill the floor of product that has sold late the day before and early in the morning) at noon that was a 2 1/2 HOUR PULL. For those of you who don't know, auto fills drop every hour on the hour between 12 and 5 and have to be pulled before the next one "drops" into the system (i.e. you get an HOUR to pull it). Needless to say there were three of us pulling product and we got the batch done at 12:59. Four flats of product to push to the floor and fill. There were only three of us on the sales floor. Someone felt it was fun to mess with Saturday math.
5. Did I mention that I had to also complete my work for the week? Take my own government mandated 30 minute lunch? Cover the front lanes while that manager had to take her government mandated lunch and two 15 minute breaks? Breaks???? What the hell is a break?? I haven't taken a 15 in over 4 months. Ok, maybe one or two per month, but that was only to get off the floor to avoid popping an aneurysm from some other instance of stupidity. And usually I use that time to catch up on planning and computer stuff.
6. Oh yeah, I also had to cut almost a half hour of overtime, so I had to leave early.

Fun stuff. Let's hope tomorrow is better. I'm sure it will be none-the-less interesting.

Now I have to put away the 9 loads of laundry that Jeremy did today. At least I didn't have to do those!!

2 comments:

Lisa Marz said...

Relax!! Remember you LOVE your job! I often wish I could have a job, so that I could at least have a break in the constant diaper changing, dish washing, homework-sitting quarrel-stopping day of dealing with 5 boys ranging in age from 1 to 43! Remember to say a prayer and count your blessings this holiday season. : )

Adrienne said...

Would you rather deal with the Allstate people? I'll work shift for you...if you can get Allstate to look at my car so that MAYBE I might get it back before 2009! Any bets on whether they come tomorrow like they promised?